"Are you tired of not being able to see the entire electro-magnetic spectrum? Is life passing you by because you're still shambling along on legs that evolved millions of years ago? Look no further than BioDyne Cybernetic Solutions! We take your boring old parts and replace them with versions that are updated for the 21st century and perfectly suited for anyone, regardless of age. Here's a sampling of our most popular services:
- Ocular-Spectral Enhancements - A nano-receptive coating on the inner surface of the retina allows the user to perceive any wavelength on the electromagnetic spectrum. The nano-receptors can be programmed to focus on specific wavelengths to suit the user's needs and desires. Here at BioDyne, user customizability is key!
- SmartLegsTM - These patented legs employ hyper-efficient nano-musculatures that allow the user to run at speeds that make automobiles look like horse-drawn carriages. Enjoy the feeling of wind whipping through your hair as you effortlessly speed past the un-enhanced. Keep up with today's fast paced society with SmartLegsTM!
While these are just a couple of services offered here at BioDyne, we can assure that the variety of augmentations will allow any customer to leave our clinics satisfied and enhanced. Get Updated Today!"
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